運命の糸

運命の糸

nekopantsu:

Eva Cheung

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via humoristics)

S L A Y E R

S L A Y E R

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(via akindnessofravens)

1 skeleton = 1000000 skelegrams

(via narwhalstarship)

zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]
zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]
zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]
zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]
zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]

zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]

(via rivenop)

nyannerz:

hulllo

cumstache:

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

whats his name

cumstache:

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

whats his name

(via tumbledore-)

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

(via mainstreamnarwhals)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(via mainstreamnarwhals)

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(via humoristics)

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

(via humoristics)

nyannerz:

posts on the internet with people like, eloquently and almost poetically describing their masturbation habits are the funniest shit ever i’ll never get over it, when im 80 years old i’m gonna remember that guy talking about how he fucked a fruit-shaped tenga egg knockoff with spicy lube and chuckle softly to myself, then wonder where he is now

thequencher:

Slay