have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
most of them came out REALLY GOOD like
and iron man
but then there’s…
I can’t BREATHE
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing
posts on the internet with people like, eloquently and almost poetically describing their masturbation habits are the funniest shit ever i’ll never get over it, when im 80 years old i’m gonna remember that guy talking about how he fucked a fruit-shaped tenga egg knockoff with spicy lube and chuckle softly to myself, then wonder where he is now